I have been quite the slackass when it comes to making posts. So here is another.

The beasts have gotten large. Charlie was a runt but now he's really just a jerk. Jazz Hands has lost most of her white fluff. Ah well.

Yesterday they were napping in the chair, and Charlie was dreaming. He's there, so far asleep his eyes have rolled open, twitching, and I'm worried he may be seizing. So he does this for a while, and suddenly he starts growling. While asleep. What an indoor kitten has to growl about while dreaming, I'm not quite sure. Maybe he still thinks he's the runt and wants to beat up Jazz Hands, even though she's smaller now.

We watched Inglourious Basterds yesterday, it was alright. However. I will include someone's parody of the Menu Screen from the DVD, as the music was damn catchy and made me do a jig. Sadly, the Nazis in the movie were not like the pretty-Nazis in the WWII movies shown on AMC. Ah well.

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So this post, it is post beasts, because between my last post and this post, I obtained beasts!

Here are pictures.
This is Charlie. He was chosen by Dave. He's pretty jumpy, and a veritable jerk. He likes to steal treats from Jazz Hands, and then growls when you try to take the treat away from him. He also growls if you try to pet him while he is eating his own treat. He's also pretty fond of pooping in the box while you scoop it. He's also quite talky.

Jazz Hands got her name by flailing about in her cage, and also because she had a few extra toes. I was totally being a jerk when I named her. She is pretty hefty, and has a following at the vet's office. Apparently Jazz Hands is a great name, and everyone wants to know what she will look like when she is older, and zomg, Jazz Hands! Someone was singing about her in the back when we first took her and Charlie for their checkups, and today's Dr. was saying how she was going to gloat to the first Dr. about getting to treat Jazz Hands.

I guess I could have named her Spirit Fingers, but that just doesn't seem to work.

This is Jazz Hands seeking revenge on Charlie for stealing her treats. Actually, they were just busy rolling around.

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Hi-Ho!

This was stuck in my head after watching Dave watch some odd Flash-game-thing. Hi Ho Ninja is... odd.

Also, my brother says that my house is awesome. This pleases me.

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One toilet.

Please, please take it.

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But I won't get to meet you.

How terribly sad.

Except I have found employment that pays a whopping $13/hr more.

Can't be helped, I guess.

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