Browsing reddit, one of the many places I procrastinate, I came across an article entitled The All-American Stomach: For Our Country's Sake—Stop Eating Like a Commie.

While the list is rather disgusting, I've always been intrigued by Jell-o salad. Lettuce and tomato in gelatin? WTF? It befuddled me way back when I was volunteering/candystriping at a hospital, and I'd forgotten about it until now.

Then I read about the microwavable pork skins, something I've wanted to try for ages. I don't know where to find them in this part of the state, so I figured I would settle for plain ol' pork skins, like my mom used to buy. Then I worried that hrm, this area is pretty pretentious, I might have to do a bit of searching to find the pork skins. Then I remembered that you can sometimes get them at a fair! But there were none. :( I got some BBQ-flavored ones at Walmart today, and oooh are they tasty and just what I wanted.

So, on to the bad movies. On Friday? Thursday? I went to the mall with a friend. We weren't going to really buy anything, but I ended up buying Barbie necklaces that I'd been ogling for quite some while at Hot Topic, two bad horror movies, and a docudrama about the 1972 Olympics.

So the two bad horror movies. The first was Candy Stripers. I used to candystripe, so it had a certain appeal, on top of the bad cover art, stereotypically hot women, and attempt at being a zombie movie. It even starred former Playboy Playmates!

Oh, but was it bad. They discovered you could kill the zombie-women (highlight for spoiler, haha)using insulin. INSULIN! They were wielding air-injector guns, and syringes, and at one point just smashed the vial on one of the girls' head, and they did this crazy photoshop bending-thing before they died! The effects... were hilariously bad. It's one of those movies that's bad, but takes itself too seriously.

I also got The Woods. Much better than Candy Stripers. It had a firecrotch, and lesbian undertones, and crazy old bats, and I should really be doing my homework. So I will.

There were even several catfights, and oh the part where firecrotch punched one of the girls, and there was a massive catfight, and then she headbutted the other girl! It was great.

Okay back to work.

I'm slightly confused by this "firecrotch" of which you speak. :S

Also, are pork skins the same as pork rinds...?
» randomjunk on 2008-07-06 10:18:27

ryc
I try not to spend more than $10 for earphones, either. The one time I spent over ten was on Sony, and it sucked the most (almost $13). After that I usually just went to the bargain dept store to get them.

Funnily enough, this pair that lasted the shortest amount of time, is JVC Gumy (it cost $8). Maybe it's the color I picked? :b It performed a lot better than Sony, though.

Firecrotch makes me think of Lindsay Lohan
» bluetopaz on 2008-07-06 11:54:59

Yeah, what's with people thinking two years = marriage?

I saw some statistic that said that the average man proposes after two years, 11 months and eight days.

Well to that I say no thank you.
» Chloefoxx on 2008-07-07 04:20:45

Oooo buying new shiny things r always good! Esp if they are shoes...go the splurge :) Also I dunno why but that article on 'all american stomach' with the greasy looking burger actually made me hungry...lol! yum!!
» von-nation on 2008-07-09 11:24:07

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